My otherwise white shirt has spots. Their color might be “rose” or “fuchsia” or “carnation.” I’m going to call it pink, but I’ll accept criticism. Either way, I’m not sure how the spots got there. My daughter seems a likely culprit, but I can’t exclude my wife altogether. I can’t ask anyone because my daughter is asleep and my wife is running errands.
Naturally I’ve decided to make up a story rather than wait. You all can help: